Found in an old journal: “The BMI Fallacy”
|Immigration Officer:||So what do you do as a profession?|
|Me:||I work in marketing.|
|Immigration Officer:||... Marketing what? What kind of products?|
|Me:||Well, I work for an agency, so a lot of different things.|
|Immigration Officer:||Well, what do you do every day?|
|Me:||I stare at Excel spreadsheets all day?|
|Immigration Officer:||And what are you doing when you stare at Excel?|
|Me:||I'm managing campaigns?|
|Immigration Officer:||Managing campaigns... OK.|
Clouds clinging to Monte Tronador, on the Chilean/Argentinian border.
"OMG GUYS IT FINALLY RAINED!" - Every single bird in California this evening.
As I recall I know you love to show off
Automat (1927), Edward Hopper / Flashing Lights, Kanye West ft. Dwele